I puzzle with this, too. Maybe what is happening is you just can't easily sound as dumb repeating liberal banalities, because at some point along the line, a lot of thought went into creating "liberal".

For example, the "God will take care of us" could be, from a vacant liberal, "The search for knowledge will bring answers to all our problems," or "The free market will eliminate poverty," or "There should be no limit to free speech," or some other such absolute. But in the conservative case it sounds not-at-all-thought-about, while in the liberal case, it passes for thought, because other people have thought about it. Even if the person saying it doesn't know what they are saying.

Maybe?

Personally I have a huge hate on for the hipster-scene-ubiquitous soft socialist, "feminist", soft-spoken, youth-hostel-in-indonesia-visiting, venezuela-loving guy. The one who chats up the ladies, and slowly guilts them into kissing him because he is one of the "nice" ones. That guy is a liberal idiot I find even harder to tolerate than the clappy Christians.

"He knows what the right decision is."

Would that be...divorce?

Hahahahahah - AND WE HAVE A WINNER.

And for the interest of evenhandedness, may I direct you back to
The Sea Kittens website

the problem with conservatives is that they are always wanting to stop people doing stuff they don't like, so they are always having to try and articulate their unpleasantness. liberals are more laissez faire about society and so i suppose you don't tend to hear them sounding off a lot of bigoted opinions.

also, conservatives are really stupid.

Conservatives commit to their idiocy a lot more. The liberal mindset seems to incorporate doubt a lot better, or the possibility to change your mind about something. This lady clearly doesn't want to change anything about herself. Mirrors must be a tool of the devil.

OMFG!

I hope this is a skit or something. Really, seriously...come on! Are there really people that stupid?

I'm ascared!!!!!!!